Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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