He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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