Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she told me i tasted like america
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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