what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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