is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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