I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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