Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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