She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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