I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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