Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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