Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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