Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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