even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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