You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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