and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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