THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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