it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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