He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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