problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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