you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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