I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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