Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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