Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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