we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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