I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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