But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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