Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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