Betty ford says i'm here all night
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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