it wasn't lemon gatorade
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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