Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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