Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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