At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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