So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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