physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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