a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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