Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i drank out of a bidet.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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