"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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