We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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