just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
zippers are such a cool invention
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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