adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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