just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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