i wish peter jackson would direct porn
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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