"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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