Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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