How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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