North Korea, Best Korea!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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