It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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