my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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