is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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