why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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