2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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