Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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